The Cat Who Puts The Wit in Twitter: @CatFoodBreath

Neighbours Siamese

Definition of Renaissance man: “A person with many talents or areas of knowledge.”  Definition of Renaissance cat:  “A cat with many talents and areas of knowledge., i.e., @CatFoodBreath.”

With nearly 50,000 followers, @CatFoodBreath, a self-proclaimed “17 pound Siamese cat with a sushi habit”, is a Twitter star.  Or, it has been said, “The brightest star in the Twitter firmament.”

When CatFoodBreath isn’t busy trying to sell the dog on Ebay, or accidentally knocking over coffee cups, or making plans to appear in a James Bond film and say “Name is Breath.  Cat Food Breath”,this awesome cat shares the feline perspective on current events of international importance, shrinking windowsills, the joys of finding humans at animal shelters, holidays, and snacks — with a wit to rival Oscar Wilde’s.

Here are a few awesome tweets from @CatFoodBreath:

“Power nap:when you sleep on someone who is less important than you.”

“Life without cats is like an unsharpened pencil….there’s no point.”

“I’m not fat.  I’m easy to see.”

“Are you lethargic?  Have a finicky appetite?  Sleep a lot?  Not very motivated? You’re not depressed; you’re a cat.”

“By tomorrow: I need a plan to get up on the table, grab a 24 pound turkey, and make a get-away with it without getting caught.”

“Don’t like my attitude? Call 1-800-GET-ADOG”

“That’s not snoring you hear.  It’s aerobic purring.  I’m exercising, even though it looks like I’m sleeping.”

If you’re not reading @CatFoodBreath’s tweets on Twitter, and reading CatFoodBreath’s blog,  www.catfoodbreath.com , you are missing out!

Image: Originally posted to Flickr as Neighbor’s Siamese by Cynthia McCravey. From Wikimedia Commons

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61 Responses to The Cat Who Puts The Wit in Twitter: @CatFoodBreath

  1. Judy Thomas says:

    I love this! It sounds just like my cat! 🙂 Thank you

  2. Felicia Sidoma says:

    The tweets are so cute.

  3. Diane Elizabeth says:

    I’ve been following @CatFoodBreath on twitter but I’ve somehow missed the blog, thank you!

  4. Terri S says:

    I am a new follower of @CatFoodBreath on Twitter!

  5. Mary Preston says:

    What a fun post.

  6. John Thuku says:

    It is such a nice account with lovely tweets. Time to follow it. Thank you for posting about it.

  7. carylkane says:

    Beautiful Siamese!

  8. william gossage says:

    Love that cat. I have two cats and they just like my babies

  9. Rita Wray says:

    I enjoyed the post.

  10. Natalie says:

    I wish I was not allergic to cats! They are adorable.

  11. Nancy Jones says:

    What a great post.

  12. Tonya Coleman says:

    This was great!

  13. Becky says:

    Catfoodbreath – priceless twitter handle!

  14. Staci Pope says:

    Reading this made me think of my cat, Moochie. I really miss him.

  15. leaannphsurvivor98 says:

    Love the tweets. Sounds like my cat.

  16. Cathleen Lykens says:

    Cute comments, but I am still a dog person:)

  17. Noelle Colletto says:

    AWW! Love the cat! <3

  18. Shelly W says:

    Have to love a cat with a twitter handle. Some of the tweets are so cute.

  19. Jennifer Lessard says:

    I am a dog owner(5 of them) but that is a beautiful kitty!

  20. Molly says:

    I love this blog.

  21. Molly says:

    I love it.

  22. Emily Endrizzi says:

    I will have to check @catfoodbreath out! He sounds hilarious!

  23. Janet says:

    What a pretty cat! I don’t have any cats or dogs, but my daughter has 2 cats and one dog.

  24. Patty says:

    I love it !

  25. Angela Fitzgerald says:

    I enjoyed learning more about cats. I’m a doglover myself but I live all animals. Thank you for sharing and it seems like I’ve found another great blog. I used my other email ti leave a comment, having trouble with WordPress.
    Angela
    angie1977t@gmail.com

  26. Rachel B says:

    very funny. Cats are awesome… especially siamese ones.

  27. bn100 says:

    cute pic

  28. Kaye Killgore says:

    Love this kitty, will follow

  29. Jasmine Stanford says:

    That is my cat Calvin to a tee hahaha

  30. Kelly Nicholson says:

    love cats,but they are so sneaky..

  31. Mary (@MaryEvelynLS) says:

    Catfoodbreath is right. Life is pointless without a cat. I would be lost w/out my two Ragdolls, Archie and Evie. My parents have a beautiful Siamese named Wall-e. Siamese cats are brilliant. Catfoodbreath, you are stunning! But im guessing you already know that.

  32. Judy Cox says:

    I love cats!! This is a great site. My cat, Muffin, of 17 years just died and am still having a time getting over her.

  33. Sandra Watts says:

    Fun tweets. Cats are great!

  34. amy bowens says:

    Such a beautiful cat

  35. Michelle DeLeon says:

    I imagine any of my three cats would sound like that

  36. Lori Faires says:

    I love cats. I had a Siamese just like the one in the picture. Blessings and Thanks.

  37. Brenda Hook says:

    love cats

  38. Amanda says:

    too funny. i really like the power nap!

  39. Deborah Caudill says:

    This is great. I love her and look forward to reading many more of her witticisms. I love the Power Nap. My cat, Ziva, sleeps on ny stomach or my chest all the time. Now I know why! Thanks for previewing this book.

  40. Splendid Summer says:

    Whether we call ourselves dog people or cat people, I think we can all agree that @CatFoodBreath’s tweets are awesome:)

    Judy, I’m sorry you lost Muffin. Stacy, I’m sorry you lost Moochie. What great cat names! I hope that as the sadness fades, your memories of your sweet kitties will bring you joy.

  41. Ashley Poteet says:

    What a cutie!

  42. Sherry Compton says:

    Great ways of putting it…”easy to see,” “aerobic purring”… Fun and true.

  43. E.J. Stevens says:

    So cute!

  44. mae abigail songco says:

    wow! witty indeed.. cute and adorable! 🙂

  45. Alexandra A says:

    Cute!!! 🙂

  46. Cheri Oggy says:

    That was adorable!!

  47. Theresa C. says:

    Cats are so mysterious! 😉

  48. Jules Dixon says:

    Meow! Loved this.

  49. Elizabeth Coble says:

    These are cute! I haven’t had a cat for several years now and miss their “interesting” personalities.

  50. Jonella Moore says:

    love this!!

  51. M.Clark says:

    This is hilarious, thank you for sharing this post.

  52. Faye Gates says:

    My first time here, but love your site. I’m a big animal lover and operate a small cat rescue shelter. Mostly for the elderly cats.

  53. Holly Thomas says:

    My cat Oskar gives it 4 paws up!

  54. Juana Esparza says:

    So cute. When I was a kid we always had cats. Currently I have a dog, but my cousin has a gorgeous cat that he adores.

  55. Sarh S says:

    Love it! I currently have 2 adult cats, a 10 month old kitten and 4 (4 left from litter of 6) kittens. Goodness, I don’t know who is worse, the cats or the human children!

  56. Maria Morais Sarmento says:

    Well, he is gorgeous! I’ll check out the tweets for sure!

  57. Patti Baldwin says:

    That is one very beautiful cat!!!

  58. Jana says:

    How cute & funny.

  59. Nancy F says:

    I look forward to CFB’s tweets everyday!!! The cat is hilarious & I love sharing the tweets with my husband & friends!!! Always makes me laugh out loud!!!!CFB does a wonderful job of helping his/her shelter also!!!