The Cat Who Puts The Wit in Twitter: @CatFoodBreath

Neighbours Siamese

Definition of Renaissance man: “A person with many talents or areas of knowledge.”  Definition of Renaissance cat:  “A cat with many talents and areas of knowledge., i.e., @CatFoodBreath.”

With nearly 50,000 followers, @CatFoodBreath, a self-proclaimed “17 pound Siamese cat with a sushi habit”, is a Twitter star.  Or, it has been said, “The brightest star in the Twitter firmament.”

When CatFoodBreath isn’t busy trying to sell the dog on Ebay, or accidentally knocking over coffee cups, or making plans to appear in a James Bond film and say “Name is Breath.  Cat Food Breath”,this awesome cat shares the feline perspective on current events of international importance, shrinking windowsills, the joys of finding humans at animal shelters, holidays, and snacks — with a wit to rival Oscar Wilde’s.

Here are a few awesome tweets from @CatFoodBreath:

“Power nap:when you sleep on someone who is less important than you.”

“Life without cats is like an unsharpened pencil….there’s no point.”

“I’m not fat.  I’m easy to see.”

“Are you lethargic?  Have a finicky appetite?  Sleep a lot?  Not very motivated? You’re not depressed; you’re a cat.”

“By tomorrow: I need a plan to get up on the table, grab a 24 pound turkey, and make a get-away with it without getting caught.”

“Don’t like my attitude? Call 1-800-GET-ADOG”

“That’s not snoring you hear.  It’s aerobic purring.  I’m exercising, even though it looks like I’m sleeping.”

If you’re not reading @CatFoodBreath’s tweets on Twitter, and reading CatFoodBreath’s blog, , you are missing out!

Image: Originally posted to Flickr as Neighbor’s Siamese by Cynthia McCravey. From Wikimedia Commons

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61 Responses to The Cat Who Puts The Wit in Twitter: @CatFoodBreath

  1. Nancy F says:

    I look forward to CFB’s tweets everyday!!! The cat is hilarious & I love sharing the tweets with my husband & friends!!! Always makes me laugh out loud!!!!CFB does a wonderful job of helping his/her shelter also!!!

  2. Jana says:

    How cute & funny.

  3. Patti Baldwin says:

    That is one very beautiful cat!!!

  4. Maria Morais Sarmento says:

    Well, he is gorgeous! I’ll check out the tweets for sure!

  5. Sarh S says:

    Love it! I currently have 2 adult cats, a 10 month old kitten and 4 (4 left from litter of 6) kittens. Goodness, I don’t know who is worse, the cats or the human children!

  6. Juana Esparza says:

    So cute. When I was a kid we always had cats. Currently I have a dog, but my cousin has a gorgeous cat that he adores.

  7. Holly Thomas says:

    My cat Oskar gives it 4 paws up!

  8. Faye Gates says:

    My first time here, but love your site. I’m a big animal lover and operate a small cat rescue shelter. Mostly for the elderly cats.

  9. M.Clark says:

    This is hilarious, thank you for sharing this post.

  10. Jonella Moore says:

    love this!!

  11. Elizabeth Coble says:

    These are cute! I haven’t had a cat for several years now and miss their “interesting” personalities.

  12. Jules Dixon says:

    Meow! Loved this.

  13. Theresa C. says:

    Cats are so mysterious! 😉

  14. Cheri Oggy says:

    That was adorable!!

  15. Alexandra A says:

    Cute!!! 🙂

  16. mae abigail songco says:

    wow! witty indeed.. cute and adorable! 🙂

  17. E.J. Stevens says:

    So cute!

  18. Sherry Compton says:

    Great ways of putting it…”easy to see,” “aerobic purring”… Fun and true.

  19. Ashley Poteet says:

    What a cutie!

  20. Splendid Summer says:

    Whether we call ourselves dog people or cat people, I think we can all agree that @CatFoodBreath’s tweets are awesome:)

    Judy, I’m sorry you lost Muffin. Stacy, I’m sorry you lost Moochie. What great cat names! I hope that as the sadness fades, your memories of your sweet kitties will bring you joy.

  21. Deborah Caudill says:

    This is great. I love her and look forward to reading many more of her witticisms. I love the Power Nap. My cat, Ziva, sleeps on ny stomach or my chest all the time. Now I know why! Thanks for previewing this book.

  22. Amanda says:

    too funny. i really like the power nap!

  23. Brenda Hook says:

    love cats

  24. Lori Faires says:

    I love cats. I had a Siamese just like the one in the picture. Blessings and Thanks.

  25. Michelle DeLeon says:

    I imagine any of my three cats would sound like that

  26. amy bowens says:

    Such a beautiful cat

  27. Sandra Watts says:

    Fun tweets. Cats are great!

  28. Judy Cox says:

    I love cats!! This is a great site. My cat, Muffin, of 17 years just died and am still having a time getting over her.

  29. Mary (@MaryEvelynLS) says:

    Catfoodbreath is right. Life is pointless without a cat. I would be lost w/out my two Ragdolls, Archie and Evie. My parents have a beautiful Siamese named Wall-e. Siamese cats are brilliant. Catfoodbreath, you are stunning! But im guessing you already know that.

  30. Kelly Nicholson says:

    love cats,but they are so sneaky..

  31. Jasmine Stanford says:

    That is my cat Calvin to a tee hahaha

  32. Kaye Killgore says:

    Love this kitty, will follow

  33. bn100 says:

    cute pic

  34. Rachel B says:

    very funny. Cats are awesome… especially siamese ones.

  35. Angela Fitzgerald says:

    I enjoyed learning more about cats. I’m a doglover myself but I live all animals. Thank you for sharing and it seems like I’ve found another great blog. I used my other email ti leave a comment, having trouble with WordPress.

  36. Patty says:

    I love it !

  37. Janet says:

    What a pretty cat! I don’t have any cats or dogs, but my daughter has 2 cats and one dog.

  38. Emily Endrizzi says:

    I will have to check @catfoodbreath out! He sounds hilarious!

  39. Molly says:

    I love it.

  40. Molly says:

    I love this blog.

  41. Jennifer Lessard says:

    I am a dog owner(5 of them) but that is a beautiful kitty!

  42. Shelly W says:

    Have to love a cat with a twitter handle. Some of the tweets are so cute.

  43. Noelle Colletto says:

    AWW! Love the cat! <3

  44. Cathleen Lykens says:

    Cute comments, but I am still a dog person:)

  45. leaannphsurvivor98 says:

    Love the tweets. Sounds like my cat.

  46. Staci Pope says:

    Reading this made me think of my cat, Moochie. I really miss him.

  47. Becky says:

    Catfoodbreath – priceless twitter handle!

  48. Tonya Coleman says:

    This was great!

  49. Nancy Jones says:

    What a great post.

  50. Natalie says:

    I wish I was not allergic to cats! They are adorable.

  51. Rita Wray says:

    I enjoyed the post.

  52. william gossage says:

    Love that cat. I have two cats and they just like my babies

  53. carylkane says:

    Beautiful Siamese!

  54. John Thuku says:

    It is such a nice account with lovely tweets. Time to follow it. Thank you for posting about it.

  55. Mary Preston says:

    What a fun post.

  56. Terri S says:

    I am a new follower of @CatFoodBreath on Twitter!

  57. Diane Elizabeth says:

    I’ve been following @CatFoodBreath on twitter but I’ve somehow missed the blog, thank you!

  58. Felicia Sidoma says:

    The tweets are so cute.

  59. Judy Thomas says:

    I love this! It sounds just like my cat! 🙂 Thank you